Could you imagine what Messi would be like if he was 1/100th as competitive as CR7?!

But I thought both genders should be treated equally?

Classic.

Hey man, this kind of talk will get you labeled a racist 90% of the time here at Deadspin.

Plus the fact Messi isn’t even a striker....

Huh? Did you even watch the clip? They were not condoning the act in the slightest... simply laughing at the guy for saying “Womp Womp” in a terrible situation.

Ah, using Barstool to attract clicks yet again. This has been your weekly Barstool post.

Why would anyone from Argentina get a red card? That’s blasphemous.

Classifying all Republicans as bigots... Most ironic comment of all time?

No. Actually, fuck you.

On one hand, I’m excited that this is the beginning of the end for Splinternews. On the other, I’m sad because it was shared on Gizmodo.

I don’t say this lightly: that’s the worst controller ever conceived.

Well you certainly are outraged, aren’t you? Sheesh.

Nice deflection, broseph.

No. People are outraged because of Trump. Get the fuck over yourself.

Distasteful. Not racist.

You mean the media ran with another story highlighting something that could be considered anti-gay without having all the facts?!?! Color me shocked.

What will be the next new controversy will the media collaborate on, everyone get behind, then promptly forget about in one week?! Tune in next week to find out!

Watching guys struggle for pars is infinitely more exciting than winning scores of-25.

Name of Class: Raceface McFaceclass