The goofy grin didn’t really touch my heart, but the big #2 forehead got an emotional reaction. They really should paint one green. 

Before the Airbus Beluga existed, Airbus used Boeing “Super Guppies” which lead to the joke that “every Airbus is delivered on the wings of a Boeing.”

Absolutely not a supporter of Drumpf, but you post one graph as a counterargument? Here’s unemployment rates for same time period. If you have a bunch of  jobs it doesn’t build an economy if no one fills them.

Not defending this per second, but here’s my best guess as to the appeal:

The Ponti-hat Vibe is amazing!

If it had a “Pontiac Vibe” it would look more like this.

I can’t hear you, let me turn down the volume

What if I placed my order for an Antartic Blue Super Sports Wagon but the dealer says it won’t be ready until 6 weeks after the initial estimate, but they offer me a Wagon Queen Family Truckster?

Amen. How the hell is a sunroof dependent on leather seats?

Allocation of options based on “Packages” really is an insanely stupid system. I understand that some things are bundled together due to the BCM(Body Control Module) design but for the life of me I cannot figure out why an engine choice would preclude navigation in a car. I’m looking directly at you Ford.

People need to stop getting emotionally attached. It’s easier to walk away if something doesn’t go correctly.

I was literally thinking to myself, if this seat is less than a thousand bucks I’m getting one. Hell ya! I am so getting this!

Is there a reason you didn’t use an F-4 image?

There is a secret room where the engine used to be, with a pop up motorcycle for any ninja related emergencies.

Let me guess: the Polish ejection seat shoots the car into the air?

“Come meet your Maker in a Martin-Baker!”

STAHP with the cool vehicles I want that aren’t coming to America. I can’t handle these headlines. I briefly got so excited about the VW van headline, then the Jimny tease on top?

If memory serves the Phanton II seat was known as a particular brutal seat. My buddy used to be an engineer on ejection seat motors and I’ve seen the thrust curves. eye watering. Its a last ditch measure for a reason.

YOUR BARTENDERS ARE DRUNK!!! FIX THE DAMN PROBLEM!!!

The article says she was working at the bar as a “bottle waittress” and then later claims she hesitated to inform the police after the incident because they wouldn’t find her credible because she was “drunk”.
Is it normal for bartenders/ waitresses to be intoxicated during service?

As much as I want to hear her side of…