This is what the Subaru Justy should have been. In terms of not only design and versatility but production lifespan as well. Or, now let’s aim high, the Ford Festiva. A 4wd Festiva that retained its Mazda B-series engine swap-ability would be the most ridiculously fun practical thing ever sold in the USA.

He’s had months to fix his problem and now he wants to be rescued. Again.

Tesla contracts with Balance Staffing to supply temp workers. Tesla gives Balance Staffing money for their expenses and overhead and profit. Balance Staffing tells the temps that it hired to accept peanuts and interpretive dance in lieu of paychecks. Articles with headlines about “Tesla contract workers pressured to…

What a load of crap. This has nothing to do with Tesla. Find some dignity you hack.

MTA: “How’d one of our trains get to Alamaba?”

I don’t think sealing a large amount of shit, that will start producing methane, and then leaving it in the alabama sun is a great idea. manure piles can combust from internally generated heat.

Lol, No you Californians have a funny view of yourselves.

A story in two comments

My family is from a nearby town in Walker County called Cordova. Having been to Parrish, I can tell you that it is a poor, rural community. Just to give you an idea of how poor so much of Walker County is, Cordova was nearly wiped off the map by tornados and nobody gave a shit and that is what is happening in Parrish…

I do prefer shrimp and steak flavored shit than ramen flavored shit though.

It’s just a different flavour of shit, I assure you.

I appreciate how the rest of the Jalopnik staff is picking up the slack of weird posts during Jason’s absence. First the Ford patent for the carnival ride robot car, which I legit thought was a Torch drawing about how he could improve cabin space utilization, or maybe it could have been a made up Fartzenwagen from a…

Fixed your headline.

I’m so glad they put the eyes in the right place /TorchBait

If your standard of fun is “can be abused and can spin the tires” I have good news for you. Pretty much every car meets these criteria with enough effort (or rain).

“back seats have been taken out and replaced with a cavernous abyss, with which you can also do Work”

Whatever it is, I saw an old 1/30th scale dusty model kit of the car in a back alley antique store in Prague. I didn’t have cash, so when I went back the next day to buy it, the store was gone, the whole back alley was gone. Like it never existed. Somehow I got a picture on my phone, so it wasn’t a dream...was it?

You’re just trying to trick us, clearly that is just a picture of a building, there is no car there!

Urban camo. Nothing disappears better than a beige Camry.

There. I hope that clears some things up for everyone.