(I can’t be the only one)

And the man in the back said everyone attack 

“...and your father?”

Looking at the front tires, I don’t know how it can turn. Also, where are the accelerator and brake pedals?

Wait... wait... Pumpkin “yellow”?

I’m gonna come right out and say I googled that.

Torch is so Torchy that we are starting to see posts that we think are his but are actually from other writers, it seems

Yeah, but can he do one of these.

I like my tires with 78% nitrogen and about 21% oxygen for best performance.

$1200 for nitrogen and $1200 for mud flaps?

Put the ad on the newspaper, and fill the tank, it will be sold in less than 3 days...

This thing just tries too hard. Does it really need those ugly wheel covers? Could the few bucks wasted on those have gone towards even a minor mechanical improvement? What’s sad is that you can’t get a nice cheap basic car with simple clean honest styling anymore:

The last time they did they got me carrot cake. I. HATE. CARROT. CAKE!

you told your co-workers your birthday?

They should sell a skateboard, then allow you to drop by tesla centers to have different “shells” installed, i.e. a sports car one with updated driving dynamics, an suv one with its own set of dynamics, etc. That would be pretty sweet. Oh no, I bought the sportscar model but I need to carry 4 friends on vacation! Just…

That fairing doesn’t really look out of place in the water... has a nice boat-ish shape. Stick an outboard on that thing and drive it back to shore!

User name checks out. Every electric and hybrid car for the past 15 years has come standard with regenerative braking which does the same thing without the noise. Tesla Semi will have it just like their cars do. Brake pads last forever because you barely touch them.

My guess is it’ll be equipped with regenerative braking.

I don’t think this company could be more blind to the commercial truck market. The lights most trucks have have been used for decades and cost a few $ to fix/maintain/replace. Now, lets fuck that up. You’re spot on, this thing won’t make it to production. They haven’t mentioned price or weight, which are the most…

I think the LED taillights might depends largely on how Tesla is going to handle servicing. There is a reason that those plain round taillights are so standard. It’s because you can buy them off the shelf of any truck parts store anywhere in the US. And I imagine they see frequent abuse from trucks running into…

Fast is good. I like fast. And videos of fast things are neat.
But from a technical perspective, this just isn’t all that meaningful. Bobtail trucks are always fast, because they have gobs of power. They’re usually slowed down dramatically by all the shifting they have to do thanks to the short rev range. With that…