“The first challenge is the insanely short timeline to complete the build before the race.”

So what are the odds this thing makes it? 50/50? 30/70?

it’s a thai in...

Way to bury the lede here! Are you telling me that you can now privately own an AH-1 Cobra Warbird? If not, how did Red Bull get their hands on one? I know that Red Bull is a Thai soft drink and Thailand does operate Cobras, is this a tie in?

4-5 hours is tops for me, after that you just run out of cocaine and the hookers are all soggy......

Is it possible for a Jalopnik writer to win COTD based on the closing line of an article?

‘Cause “shitty Aquaman” is full of win.

I am a 100% believer in climate change but I don’t see a goddamn thing anywhere that actually makes a plausible connection between this and climate change. Pheonix is universally acknowledged as the hottest major population center in the US. The fact of the matter is there’s a shitload more pavement, of different…

The number of stupid people in the world is going to increase if we keep baby sitting them to the point from preventing them from purchasing something, ignoring the manual, ignoring warnings, ignoring audible/visual alerts, reading the definition of the word autopilot as defined by the manual, etc.

I can’t tell you how much I disagree that using the term “autopilot” somehow implicates Tesla, as if the man wasn’t specifically trained, educated, and reminded on the limitations of the system. He was willfully and foolishly risking his life despite all warnings.

Ah, the 21st century: where you can’t even mention ANY-fuckin-THING without someone crying racism.

The local shop I use for all my old Jag work told me this morning they had a kid drop $60k at the Chevy dealership literally next door for a brand-new truck, and then come to their shop to have them cut the muffler off. Same kid called back in this morning while I was standing at their front desk; now he wants the…

Yeah they’re really just helicopter taxis, aren’t they? And those already exist, and only the über-rich can afford them, pun intended.

Same thing happened to another Mercedes in Dallas, Texas. Luckily, a front-loader put out the fire.

Listen up Ferrari and Lamborghini, the bar has been raised!

Blood THICKER(?!) water.

This Kinja auto scroll to the next article thing needs to go away, amirite?

What better way to motivate people to lose weight?

Wait a minute. This just gave me an idea. Is Blood Drive the origin story for Pixar’s Cars? It is, isn’t it?

Because blood is thicker than water? And that’s because oil and water don’t mix because oil once cheated on water with olives.