Tom327Cat
Tom327Cat
Tom327Cat

Quote the thief, “This isn’t vodka, its just distilled water!”, then throwing the bottle against the wall.

What a loving and thoughtful gift and the surprise will make it just perfect. Now I am not a friend of yours, this is certainly true and I would NEVER deserve such a gift from ANYONE, but I am certain that your friends will never be able to adequately express their feelings towards such a gift, even though they will

It is nice that the 5 pictures he did take are of the mural, the one thing nobody else would want on this car.

Clean as the day it was totaled!

yes

We told you to quit talking to people on the bus. It’s killing ridership.

You forgot, “I kno what I got.” and “No tire kickers”

Ponies in the snow for the freaking win!

“I bet they’re not thinking of a housecat with horns and sin in its heart, though.”

Well, you have heard it here first. By 2040 everyone in California will own a vehicle that weighs more than 10, 000 pounds.

This!

Note to editor, headline is incorrect, it should read; “Nissan wants to sell your brainwave data to advertisers.”

I have to fly in to PDX for business from time to time and always refuel the rental car in Camas, WA because if I don’t, the attendants seem to always stop at 7/8th a tank.

I saw one of these in Texas and was instantly charmed.

I am incredulous that everyone is complaining about people not turning their headlights on and no one is complaining about people NOT turning their brights* off for oncoming traffic.

No, NO. Look America, I understand, I really do. Back in high school, she was really pretty and kind of wild, but once you started dating it was all, “same old same old” and then she started dressing frumpy and never wanted to fool around.
So you broke up with her, and now it is a few years later, she has gotten back

Like a Renegade and a Mini had an ugly kid.

See for yourself!

Hay now, I once raced a Ferrari in a Chevette. I lost horribly, but hay, the cop gave the Ferrari a ticket and only pointed and laughed at me.