Not so much ONnnn the road as a bit above it.

Are we starting a Dodge Demon Deadpool here?

Right at the start of winter weather. That seems well thought out.

As to all these replies where someone says, “A human driver would have done X.”
I refuse to give them any sort of credence unless that “X” would have made the situation worse.

You work for Jalopnik. The way to get from LA to New York, when you work for Jalopnik, is in a $500 Craigslist beater which you will sell for profit upon your arrival.

This seems to be the venue for this; Why are factory floor mats $150?

I have seen “Road Salt” and that is a messed up flick. Took me weeks before I was willing to sleep with a clown again.

Is the new transmission tougher than the old one? That is really the important datum here. If you want gas mileage and off road ability, you will buy a motorcycle.

This is extra funny because I have two poms named Petey and Mr. Kikoman.

Torch is havin’ a bad bad day.

I realize that there is no way the headlights can swing up and allow torpedoes to launch from tubes behind them, but that is a thing that needs to happen.

JUNK IT! YOU MISERABLE CUSS!

Am I the only one who would like to see ICON get hold of one of these?

Good heavens miss, what would the driver do while the car was moving down the road? With nothing else to occupy them they might feel encouraged to turn around and talk to you, like they were people!

Dad car boosters;

I am totally on team “Keep the Mustang.”

I respectfully beg to differ Kristen. These cars, no matter how smashed up, will continue to be resurrected and put back on the streets. The Focus that will quietly and unlamentedly pass into oblivion will be the base and mid trim models.

Yep, absolutely no difference between a custom built 800 hp car with a professional driver and a stock Focus with a warranty and an idiot behind the wheel.

That was a bad run, he crossed the center line.

Nicely optioned.