TONIGHT! on Houses VS Cars! Our reigning champion the 19th century brick Colonial takes on a McLaren 570S, one of the most technologically modern sports cars on the road! We’ll talk to the challenger right after this break. <<cue music>>

Best guess: You would have to add a pretty hefty electrical system to the truck in order to make it work like a locomotive, this would essentially be replacing the much lighter clutch/torque converter and transmission. It could be that modern electrical equipment has now become light enough to be feasible. Locomotives…

Curse you, Gerardus Mercator!

It can only reach some parts of Hawaii, but hit anywhere in Alaska? There must be something about suborbital flights near the equator that I am missing.

Exactly! They can call me when they have produced as many cars as Tesla has. Actually, they can call, let it ring once, then hang up when they produce any cars. Don’t worry, I’ll know what it means.

Gather round children as ‘ol Petty Officer TomCat regales you with a tale of Navy past....

Not since “Dr. Horrible” has a soundtrack inspired as many spontaneous singalongs with my children (and grandchildren).

No woman has EVER rubbed anything of mine and said that. :(

And zero upside as well. Since a noise loud enough to make a difference would be too loud.

So what is the frequency of actual accidents?

It will be an in game purchase in the next Battlefield release.

Or mustard, voting, hailing a taxi or really anything that puts you in the line of fire.

Could someone at Jalopnik please call the van rental companies (at least Ryder and Penskie) and get their side of the story? I want to know if they have a dead pool for this kind of thing or how long they they spend explaining the bridge situation to renters. Also want to know how much their mechanics hate that bridge.

Oddly, I have had the same reaction to the C-Max (A car nobody wants to talk about). Don’t get me wrong, as a car it is a straight up appliance, but it is a GOOD appliance. What it does not have, it doesn’t need and what it needs it has in spades, unless you need cargo room (bought the plug in version that needs a lot…

Never tell me the odds....

Space Patrol! You call it space patrol <<sigh>>.

I have to wonder how much of the appeal of these cars is because they are illegal. It makes them very exclusive and imparts upon the owner the image of someone who can get what they want no matter what that is.

Just went to the site, because pictures or GTFO, and sure enough it can squeeze in, though I would find a skinny person to drive it in.

I am guessing the the standard shipping container it fits in would be a flatbed as I don’t think it would fit inside even a hicube.