“As I’m sitting here, laboriously typing this all out to you, I just want to scream THIS WOULDN’T BE AN ISSUE IF WE JUST LEGALIZED THE POT.”

I’m ready for my five large now, Mr Torchinsky.

If I remember correctly, F-14 tomcat tires took 350psi of nitrogen for carrier landings. Somehow a pilot put the parking brake on while dropping the landing gear at Oceana one day. Big bada boom. Also we had to crane the plane off the runway because the jack point was on the bottom of the strut, which was now sitting…

I have the Trailblazer EXT* with the Atlas. I literally hate everything about that truck EXCEPT the straight six, which I love enough to have kept that stupid thing for 10 years. On the advice of the commenters in this thread, I think I shall off road it to death when I replace it in our stable.

Congratulations Torch, You will find that once you have worked out all the details and refined things, you have simply reproduced the modern airport system. Don’t sweat it, I have invented the extension cord like three times, to the same amount of disappointment.

I understand that the people who are good at drag racing will buy the safety gear so they can go drag racing. What are you asking me to explain to those people? They already know that running nines is more than keeping your foot down on the pedal.

NURSE! Mr Torchinsky is disturbing the other paitents. I am going to reduce his Writenol perscription. Also, let’s go ahead and administer some Thorzine until ths episode passes.

Boat was attempting this;

Running nines is more than keeping your foot down on the pedal.

I would just have mine* engraved “Bob” and when people asked me about it I would say, “That’s the car’s name, not mine stupid!”

First off, the pilot ejected THEN the plane crashed. It does not happen in the other order. Second, the pilot ejecting and the plane not crashing is actually something that does occasionally happen.

When I see the “Made with real cheese” on the label, I imagine the Kraft people taking this 5 pound block from the fridge every morning, taking it down the production line, showing it all the processes, then carefully returning it to the fridge. You have to be careful with the cheese, it is 198 years old now, They are…

“There are no words for this calamity.”

Pasturized processed cheese food product.

“there’s even the possibility of allowing the car to let online gamers take control”

[CRSHANE]

Is anyone else dissapointed that Rick does not say, “It’s the hardest working liver in the galaxy and now it has a hole in it,” when he gets shot?

yes

AND another thing! Is there any proof that this couple was actually going to get married? If they were flying to Baltimore where their familys were gathering, you might have been justified with the click baity headline. This just smacks of being two people saying whatever in order to make it a better story.

Oh no, here come the meat sweats.