Tour bus, bus for tourists.

If formula 1 has taught me anything (and teaching me anything is terribly hard) it is learn the cheating, and the rest will follow!

Can I sandbag about twenty pounds to my regular weight to get a faster car, like the pros do?

“Ever notice how blimps look exactly like huge bombs?”

THIS is how we end up in the Fahrenheit 451 universe!

“The Super Duty Ford F-250, F-350 and F-450 pickups are for pulling big boats, horses and construction equipment. Heavy work blasting down the highway at fifteen over the speed limit with one passenger and no load. Showing off.” This of course is based on observation instead of consumer input.

I like the kid standing aroud wearing the body armor. if the fact that the wheel came off while the scooter was on two wheels is the frosting, the kid with the gear is the sprinkles.

One word: BoatyMcBoatface.

On the other hand, what did you expect when you picked BLACK for every option in the build & price?

Please tell me that you looked in the barn to make sure there was not an old classic moldering away inside!

Honestly, I like seeing the teams overcome the challenges. In the end, first place is important, but not as important as each team running as good a race as they could. Every team should look for and use every advantage.If the rules say you must carry a bag of groceries and you develop a bag of groceries that weighs 2…

Considering what they are asking for wranglers nowadays (I know they start at 24K but I see far too many sitting on dealers lots with prices north of 40K on them), he could easily have another renegade sitting in the driveway at home with the doors still on for colder days and still feel like he is money ahead.

You are going to use non-BMW blinker fluid on your precision german machine? That is fine, I suppose, but you may have better results using fire if you are determined to ruin your vehicle.

This incorrect fact was built on the pain of all BMW owners.

Oh Jason, you came so close, but the correct idea was introduced in 1987.

You will never see a BMW owner using washer fluid on their windows because it is a sealed system that requires a $500 servicing to refill.

Cheapist, yes. Cutest, obviously not.

When I saw the moose get hit.... The superman pose... The legs comically flailing... I, I couldn’t help myself, I just burst out laughing! You MADE me laugh at a horrifically injured moose. I wish upon you a long and happy life, because when you die I bet the section of hell you go too is uncomfortably hot and has…

and are they going to want the rest of it?