BECAUSE THAT’S HOW WE GET ANTS!

Mind you, this one is in FSX, but they did a good job capturing it.

The distinctive sound of my beloved ugly sky pigs on startup.

Wrong, the correct answer was alcohol.

Hello, paddy wagon!

Dump the RTG, use this instead.

Unless it is at the same markup they sell floormats at.

Oddly, I am wearing Zennies right now. Considering you are my ophthalmologist, I would have thought you might prescribe better optics.

That car is beautiful. It does not need a reason to exist other than its beauty.

We can send two swabs over in a rowboat with a drill to sink ‘em. Call it a harmless prank afterward.

Buick Wildcat. That is the name of a Buick sportscar. Wildcat.

Cannot comment until I know which one will win in the ¼ mile.

And if it were ever produced, it would cost a hypothetical $70,000.

Considering the number of commenters that believe the ride originated in New York City, they are making Uber look like a bargain.

This is $1,114.71 CANADIAN which is $802.60 USD.

Thank goodness BMW isn’t making it, or we couldn’t afford to go into space. On the other hand, motorcycling on Mars for the win.

Pontiac Bonneville, the preferred car of henchmen everywhere!

NO! You are now legally obligated to obtain some Craigslist special, fill it full of diesel/ gasoline (whichever is wrong) and drive it as far as it will go until it breaks in a spectacular fashion! Do not make us send a nondescript person in a white lab coat to deliver a manilla envelope to you while you are standing…

This is every pot pie I have tried to make in the oven.

NEVER throw a cardboard box in the trash! If you cannot foresee a use for it as: