Shelter Cat Update!

Exactly! When I saw this article i was sure that the writer was about to say that the chair is the worst because EVERY TIME you hang your bag over the arms (in my case a back-pack) it falls to the floor. Yet no mention at all.

You forgot to mention that when someone drags one across the floor, it deafens everyone in the vicinity.

And they always have holes in the middle, presumably so farts can escape. The best chairs for cheese shops and Mexican restaurants, obviously. Maybe ice cream spots too.

I knew which chair before the picture loaded. They are uncomfortable as fuck and should be launched into the sun.

My molars are vibrating just reading the word “vibes.”

I’m pretty skeptical about guys with kids not that it’s a bad thing at all. Just that I don’t know if I am ready to be someone’s step-mom and definitely know that the kids would be first over me always, so...

Shelter Cat Update!

I got a new kitty! Picked him up from the shelter and he was very sick. Trying to nurse him back to health. He’s the SWEETEST fucking cat I’ve ever seen.

First, a Shelly the Kitten update:

I also rescued 4 hens today. They were to be destroyed after the truck carrying them was in an accident. I took them without seeing them...and I am so upset! Factory fucking farmers clipping beaks is not ok!

Your kitties look quite contented. Good on them - and you!

Shelter Cat Update!

Pete is a ferocious predator.

Ok so the first outbreak was huge. A big ol cluster like the size of a half dollar, weepy, oozy, and then crusty and scabby. Itchy like motherfuck.. Just nasty. Next outbreak was about the size of a dime maybe? After that they were maybe one lil blister and eventually just a red spot. I’m sure there are folks with a…

Gather closely young ones and listen to your big sis about the herp.

Hannah is dumb as a pet rock

The only Holistic anything I need in my life is Dirk Gently. Ideally just the books, but the show is decent. 

“I’m a holistic vagina - - - - - - -” had to stop there -

Buzzfeed posts a video in collaboration with Anami on how to be a “well-fucked” woman.