Why do these people think they’re so interesting that they assume they can take up 20 minutes of people's lives? 

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

We only ate un-frosted PopTarts growing up. To me, the idea of the frosted PopTarts was like... those are just in the commercials, people don’t *really* get to eat the frosted PopTarts . Or white bread. Or hamburger helper. Or any fun things.

Had a heart transplant Thursday morning. Already feeling a million times better but know the next couple months are going to be tough. I also broke my phone the day before and unfortunately it wasn't a great repair job. Oh well don't even care!

I was let go at work this week over something incredibly dumb (my doing) and I should have seen it coming. The blame is on me of course, but the problem was made so much worse by forces out of my control. I am really wishing that I had listened to my gut when it started telling me to find a new job months ago - my…

We were not allowed to have Poptarts after the great toaster fire of ‘98. I was playing in the back yard in the snow when my mother yelled at me to get out of the way and out the window came a flaming toaster. The sound it made landing in the snow was a satisfying sizzle. Wasn’t the first one it happened to either.

This is apparently a real problem with pop tarts. If you go to YouTube and put in pop tart fires you can see plenty of examples of toasters turned into blowtorches.

The main reason I wanted a dog as a child was so we could buy that dog food they advertised with the tiny chuck wagon running through the kitchen. I could never understand why nobody tried to capture it.

I believed PopTarts only worked in pop-up toasters not toasters ovens, which is what we had and that's why my mom wouldn't buy them. I think actually came to that conclusion myself.

When I was seven or eight, my dad told me cows that live in the mountains had longer legs on one side of their body so they were able to stand on the slopes. Regular cows would fall over in the mountains. I totally believed this. The next school year we studied adaptive behaviors in animals like those fish in…

I was born with a heart defect that required surgery at a young age. So like most heart patients, my parents were told to limit my sodium intake*. Problem was, I fucking loved salt and would probably have eaten a handful of it if I were allowed.

Shelter Cat Update!

The embezzling president of the Selena fan club shot Selena in a hotel room. What else is there to say?

Thank you! I just followed you on Instagram!

This will be good on so many levels.

What do you make when it’s too hot to cook? It is far too hot to have the oven on here, we’re even trying to limit how long we have the stove on, but I thought I’d try my hand at pita bread, on the grill! We had souvlaki with chicken, peppers, and onions, all on the grill, and tzatziki, not on the grill. The pita…

Shelter Cat Update!

Hello! I’ve been feeling a bit stuck in a rut: I’d like to lose a little weight, I’m still hung up on my ex, my career is stagnating, social life not too exciting, drinking a bit too much...

I work with all these Girlboss rally people. I take care of their children. On Sunday this girlboss mom who wears “We should all be feminists” t shirts, prides herself on being a “boss babe mom” and reads all the empowering books, told me she needs me to clean the house, take care of two children, make dinner and be a…