What in the actual fuck is this fuckery? They were tracking menstrual cycles?

The 12 Plea Deals of Christmas

Christmas in the Commissary

In addition to being confused (I’m being generous) about rights vs. privilege, Malcom Abbot went on to try to dismiss his parents’ accountability by citing their age as being something like 60 and therefore not “up to date with how stuff works”. Uh huh. Savvy enough to remember that pay offs work, yet too old to…

Watching Hallmark must be like staring at a snow globe filled with Hummel figurines.

Miracle in Cell Block 34

Twelve Angry Elves

Who should play Lori in the inevitable Lifetime movie “Anything For My Daughter: The Lori Laughlin Story.”

Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

In a just world? She gets fired. Her daughter get kicked out of USC and loses her sponsors on IG.

Here’s mom with her latest brand endorsement:

I hope it just ruins the rep of these colleges. Like, once word is out that you can pay your way into USC, it’s basically like “Oh, you went to USC? What, was DeVry full?”

“Annnnd they’re off. Into the first turn is Mama’s Boy followed by Really, Him? and If Flour Was A Person. Now If Flour Was A Person is making their move, If Flour Was A Person is coming to the inside followed by No One Wants to Sleep with You and Another Privileged White Boy. It’s still If Flour was a Person, If…

BLAND WHITE BOY IS THEIR BRAND.

“he’s an excellent talker”

My sympathies go out to Huffman’s older daughter, who today learned that her parents think she is either the family fuckup or much less intelligent than her younger sister.

The funny thing is, if a black person works their ass off to get into a school, racists will yell about affirmative action. MEANWHILE.........

Only in America could this pathetic little boy actually be admired for never having had sex. As if Jesus really cares what he does with his tiny ding-ding. Its insane.

At the end of this whole thing, Cassie will grudgingly get together with Colton, likely with some financial inducement by ABC so she gives the show its “fairy tale” ending.