Hi Jezzies, a few of you will remember that I was homeless and then finally got rehoused by the council into a flat last year. The block the flat is in is awful and full of drug dealers and that I am the only female in the block. I posted last year that my doctor had written to the council to say that I needed to be…

How does he still run a company from prison? If he calls you up to fire you from his butt phone don’t you just hang up, report his contraband to the warden and go in Monday like nothing ever happened? What’s he goign to do about it from a cell?

Creative punishment: forcibly infect him with a chronic illness that can't be cured, only maintained, hike the price of the med to maintain it, and then dictate that he can only purchase the medicine with money earned working in a midtown McDonald's

I need you all to know that it’s snowing in New York and I’m in a tropical paradise in Puerto Rico for a long weekend by myself because #treatyoself.  Splurged in a great hotel, got upgraded at check-in, watched sunset on the beach with a mojito, currently on a date with myself at a fancy restaurant. Once you get…

I had a baby! His name is Edward Douglas and he was born the day after Valentine’s Day. He’s pretty much the love of my life even though I’m breastfeeding like 8 hours a day and I’m stupid tired. I was really scared about post-partum depression because I am higher risk for it (my mom had it, I have had prior bouts of…

I GOT THE JOB. I GOT THE JOB. I GOT THE JOB!!!!! We just have to make it through March and we will be OK. I am about a week out from being able to reclaim unemployment but I am not sure how that will work. I am assuming I won’t qualify but I am going to try. I did a modest means application but you have to be working…

Does everyone involved have to take their personal relationship problems to social media and blame/not blame each other? It’s SO attention-seeking and childish, trying to "win" a relationship triangle on the twitters...

Again...Didn’t Tristan cheat on his pregnant girlfriend to get with Khloe? You ain’t that innocent girl.

If you’re ever stuck with pandora for one reason or another, I’ve found upvoting actually does help manage the station. I don’t know why but, yeah downvoting fucks it all up. Skipping doesn’t though! And you need to constantly upvote what you like in order to get any kind of variety. If you don’t upvote you will just…

Spotify is definitely better. I never use pandora anymore, but my husband still does. Spotify also does a much better job matching up the moods of different artists, the differing periods in their career, and the general tone of the channel. I met a Spotify engineer at my niece’s birthday and she told me Pandora’s…

Me too! I was great until about two or three years ago. And then I had practically 10 hours of straight turbulence on a flight from Germany last year and that was just the fing nail in it. 

And everybody agrees on that, too. But god forbid anyone try to fix it.

No sirree, I don’t want my government getting in between me and my healthcare. I’m perfectly happy with a private corporation that has a clear profit incentive to deny me coverage.  

menswear has like 2 silhouettes in total, it’s deeply boring — I cheer even corny, slight variations like this for at least very minisculely changing things up

I used to be such a good flier. No anxiety. I’d get on, fasten my seat belt and fall asleep. OUT. Like a light.

I wonder how much mommy drinking would be reduced if men did a fucking load of laundry or bought groceries without being reminded or asked. You know...the same household chores these guys presumably did BEFORE they got married.

I have worked in two places where soy tracks repeated. Once was a work conference in a convention center/ hotel where the same twelve songs repeated for a week, and I went through a cycle of annoyance/ grief/ hatred/ acceptance/ briefly enjoying it/ and then wanted to kill my self to make it stop. I still have a…

I worked at a department store in college and one day the muzak got stuck on motherfucking That Way. (NSYNC? To this day I cant’ tell NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys apart.) Anyway, to this day my blood pressure spikes when I hear the opening strains of that motherfucking song.

Yeah but Hamilton is trash 

I’d love for someone to publish articles along these veins about the authors of the Daily Mail articles, pull all their old embarrassing social media for the world to see and criticize.