She should have taken out his plastic surgeon instead. 

There is a real aesthetic when it comes to Women 4 Trump: blonde hair (kinky for parties, straight for fundraisers), ruddy nose, smeared blue eye shadow. At least one item of clothing with traffic-stopping graphic words on it.

I know I am a better person than this

Does your mom also apply her eyeliner with a Magic Marker in a pitch black room with no mirrors?

“I know I am a better person than this

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

AA does not keep records so what “success rate” are you referring to? Are you defining success the same way for AA that you are for European clinics? For example, if Europe says you can still drink and call it a success and AA says you can’t drink at all, you are not comparing apples to apples. Of course Europe will…

Alcoholics cannot “enjoy alcohol and not abuse it.”  That’s why they’re alcoholic.

This is a lot of words for only four sentences. 

I read Pauly D as Pauly Shore and imagined Shore saying “Have a a canolli, buuuuuddy!”.  My 80’s teen years are showing.

It’s hard when he’s your kids’ dad.

Clearly fatherhood has “profoundly changed and humbled” him. What could be more humble than putting out a coffee table book of captioned pictures of himself?

It looks edgy AF with all that Helvetica.

State sponsored rehab for low income people is nothing like that, so it's nice that you had money, I guess? Mine was 7 months long and you worked 6 hours, 6 days a week in either the kitchen, laundry or housekeeping department of a large homeless shelter. When you weren't doing that, you were in class or asleep. It…

Same here. I agree, rehab is the easy part.  

Been to rehab a couple times before and it’s actually not bad at all, especially these celebrity places are like spas.  Sucks you can’t do drugs or drink but you can smoke as many cigarettes as you like and there are all sorts of actual spa treatments and activities to get your mind off drugs.  That’s really what it…

After having my own apartment for seven years and having enough $$ to have a dog for at least as long, I finally adopted a doggo yesterday! Her name is BB and she is very cute and loving. She even came potty trained! Her only “flaw” is some separation anxiety, so I’m a bit anxious about work on Monday, but I have a…

I’ve watch this unfold on her insta this week. He’s reaction has been VERY immature - he just laughed it all off and then changed tactics to which I would say that HE’S actually harassing BEKAH at this point. He has some very loyal followers/trolls who are now making unfounded, disgusting accusations against Bekah.…

You know who abuses pain medication? People in pain.

It’s not just rich people. I have close friends who recently lost their youngest child, a recent college grad with a decent job, from a stable, loving, close-knit family, to a fentanyl-laced overdose. Addiction does not discriminate.