Hi all, how have you been? :)

Even after spraining my ankle last Sunday, I finally completed my first triathlon! It was my goal last year and I had a wreck on the bike and broke my hand. It was so annoyingly hard and I was so slow but I’m so happy I finally did it.

This week I ended my 7 year relationship. I’m not upset or distressed, but I feel very very sad about it.

“They like me a lot in the UK.”

I’ve been disgusted by most of what this piece of garbage excuse for a human being has said and done over the last few years (oh god, years). But last night, when I saw this, I cried out of sheer anger and horror. This fucking guy. This fucking piece of shit who grabs women by the genitals and laughs about it. I’m not…

“You better assume that I’m having difficult conversations with my husband about [#MeToo] just like all women are.”

Who wants to date or even fuck an amoral sociopath? They could easily turn around and kill you without remorse.

As a current subscriber to the philosophy of AA, I’ve never once heard someone say that “one drink and you’ve just thrown away 6 years of sobriety”. Nor does anything in the big book or the steps say anything about throwing away your sobriety if you relapse. Every meeting I’ve ever been too, and I go to between 3 and…

Hey, if the pro-forced birthers thinks harassing women entering seeking a medical abortion is protecting fetal rights (over the woman’s rights), surely harassing the director of a gub’mint child trafficking scheme by protesting violations of rights of living, breathing children should be no problem.

Yep, drinking in the morning isn’t crisis level substance abuse when you’re a creative white guy!

He’s always sounded like that. It’s just that now people have caught on to his act. Depp used to fancy himself as a true artiste. Then it came out that he blew his money on yachts, wine and dumb shit like every other spoiled, indulgent Hollywood Star.

“The Pirates of the Caribbean star said he decided to start writing a memoir on an old typewriter to cope with his post-divorce depression as he toured with his band, Hollywood Vampires.

Shut up Ivanka, you are a dumb bimbo

Our immigration laws are the weakest and worst anywhere in the world,

The irony of her dining at a “Mexican” restaurant is mind-blowing.

This, of course is true. But he lies here about things he has literally been recorded saying and doing. Facts don’t matter for a frightening large portion of our population. It’s all about reinforcing how people feel. So since those people want to feel like the immigrants made Germany unsafe, they will believe it,…

ALSO, they’re reintroducing legislation to repeal the ACA. So, like the nazis they love, it seems like they want to get rid of the sick and disabled too.

The Guatemalan woman suing the UTrump Administration to find her child may indeed have very good representation...

Now’s the time every US citizen should reflect on what the plaque the Statue of liberty is holding says.

This is hands down one of the most disgusting things your goddamn country has done in it’s entire history - it is right up there with Japanese internment camps - only worse since in those parents were often kept together with their children at least.