The dress on Ricci has to be Westwood, right? And I LIKE THE DIRECTION MADONNA TOOK. Dobrev looks stunning and Carey Mulligan always looks like a sad, pretty fetus. I love Coco Rocha :(

I think talk therapy is very helpful especially if you are committed but for 80% of the population pharmaceuticals are a ponzi scheme upon your psyche.

This was me a few weeks ago, only it was a Diet Pepsi, and I didn't want to be that weird girl who asked a guy on the train platform for help. After about 10 minutes, I finally got the damn thing open. FEMINISM.

Some people just AREN'T good with numbers. I never have been, and frankly, I don't think I ever will be. My brain is hardwired to better understand words than formulas and all the tutoring and practice in the world (and there has been a LOT of it, let me tell you) isn't going to change that. Some people are just bad…

Mental Abuse To Humans. I love it. Yes, I WAS an English major—how did you know?

Holy crap, those are IDENTICAL.

Yeah, I think this is a case of "everybody loses." I wouldn't want any of these people at my dinner party, but I'd probably kick her out first.

The real zinger for me was this:

what happened to "we'll agree to disagree and while I understand you don't like the name, that's the name. join or not join, but the conversation is over". no banning, therefore to post to jezebel and he doesn't look like an ass!

Most creative use of camo evah. For the honeymoon, did they go hide in a tree?

For some reason the bouquet colors remind me of Play-Doh.

i have a friend from high school that is the only person i'll let touch my hair. she's been cutting it since 2005. i'm lucky that she still works at pretty cheap salons, but as she moves up i know i'll follow her anywhere.

Ah, but whether or not it fits correctly is a big "if." We are talking about 8th graders in the midst of puberty who are probably buying their own dresses for the first time.

Even still — really? Really? Showing off your hair by that logic is thousands upon thousands of "sins" by the most conservative of evidence. I am curious, do other "sins" show this multiplication? Or is for example committing rape or murder only one sin?

Oh god, sundresses. This has happened to me where I catch my reflection in a mirror backlit by sunlight... in a dress I've worn a hundred times... and become suddenly extremely self-conscious and worried about the ratio of people who I *know* have seen my chotch to total number of people who have seen my chotch.

Dear Lord, that Monae/Badu song is officially my summer jam.

Thank you for sharing this. It's hilarious.

I have a couple scarfs and ninja caps from a modesty store for when I'm cat burgeling.... I mean, having a bad hair day. Very cute :)

I think Simon looks like a penis with teeth and would appreciate it if he would pull a condom over his head ... prick

Medium depth chemical peels, DIY style. It's a comfort level thing when it comes to both the peel and the DIY and I would suggest doing copious amounts of research. I bought textbooks and studied skin structure and this is the gold standard: