Tolstoi
Tolstoi
Tolstoi

i must watch this thing. ALL the things! And eat creamy cheesy corn in a cup. ^_^

My friend Lizeth went on and on about Rebelde. Thanks for reminding me! :D

Did no one have friends in high school who dated the "older man?" I had at least one sophomore friend date a guy 8-10 years older. Her parents were okay with it. Or is this "just a Texas thang, y'all?"

Throw some B3 in there too. Most Americans have way too much B6 and not enough B3. I'm out of my B-vitamin complex vitamins and my body is definitely noticing. So thanks for posting this, I'm going to buy some more after work. Yay, health! :D

I'd be okay with that if they were nice ones. And shaved. And had a smiley face drawn on.

They are really the best. I like the zipper stripe style too. ^_^

I had a crazy experience with a BC pill that made my boobs jump from a 36B to a 36DD. Despite being a pretty common bra size I've found them next to impossible to find in a lot of stores in my area. My all-time favorite bra in this size are Betsey Johnson's. Specifically the "stocking stripe" style. I can find them at

I'd totally eat durian oreos. I'd do it like i do durian shakes- holding my nose.

so true. completely agree.

OMG, that's the best thing I've seen all week.

Jen looks exactly the same in those photos. One is from a flattering angle, one is a less-flattering candid angle. This shit needs to stop. She's 44. Not impossible to be pregnant but unlikely/difficult. I am sure if AND when she ever conceives/adopts or what the fuck ever, she will announce it publicly FROM HER

Yes, but should there be variations of the type of shot? Possibilities: "Tuck-peen" (obviously there but restrained in the middle) "Side-peen" (seen tucked to one side or the other), "anaconda-peen" (Impressively large while flaccid and rather scary to think of, erm....possibly attacking you) or "isn't it cute?? peen"

I'd love to see this level of descriptive nouns aimed at women's breasts equally devoted to Jon Hamm's.....er, "Hamm" and other lovely men like him.

I usually tell people "Everything you take Pepto-Bismol for, minus the vomiting."

I figure I won't go into the part where my gums were bleeding and the cracks in my mouth hurt all the time and my severe fatigue from anemia was misdiagnosed as depression, so then I got overmedicated on TOP of everything else. YAY! :/

I actually stole that word from someone on here commenting about the juice fasts. If I could remember who it was I'd tell you. I laughed soooo hard at that.

yes, I read that article and really liked it. That's part of why I was surprised to see the comment above that made me mad to begin with. The whole "gluten-free is healthier" is kind of garbage. I take so many supplements now it's fucking ridiculous. Look on any GF bread (Ener-G comes to mind) and the nutritional

gluten isn't listed as an allergen on labels, so it makes it about a million times harder for people with gluten issues to read labels and try and avoid getting fucked over by things like "modified food starch" which may or may not be sourced from gluten-y sources, such as wheat, rye, or barley. I am all for mocking

I actually found that description on here from someone else commenting about juice fasts. :P

"So long as they're not trying to take the donut out of your mouth...or make it harder for people with real allergies to be taken seriously, then let them avoid gluten"

Um, not to derail the conversation, but for those of us with gluten intolerance/celiac, this is fucking bullshit. No, I'm not going to die or need an

"his client will plead not guilty"

Corrections: ATX, not AXT. "AXT Television Festival"