please write your book. please please please.

Angry now. This is such bullshit.

It's pronounced like the author's name. Like Dean Koontz. The school wasn't pushing it, the kids wanted it. What the fuck ever. People out here pray before games and all that kind of shit. I'm happy that the students have a right to free speech and religion and everything, but in this case the whole thing sounds…

You know, I've never actually read that.

Never complaining about my apartment again. Ever.

Yeah, and if heroines for young girls now are Katniss and emotionally dead Bella, I will gladly keep my Babysitters Club, Saddle Club, and Nancy Drew books. And Jane Austen. All the Jane Austen.

Like this shit:

Yeah, mine's a rescue. He was a family pet before with some people, and then my brother took him in from that family for his kiddos for one reason or another, but one of them had asthma attacks from the hay, bedding, or the guinea pig himself. So now I have Heffalump, because I didn't want him to go up on Craigslist…

oh no. :P

My girl guineas never really smelled like anything but hay, but I think the boy I have now has scent glands. it's not a bad smell, but definitely a smell.
I like him best after giving him a bath. I don't think he'd be thrilled about any of these clothing options. He's much more of a traditional guinea faux-hawk…

Damn kids have it so easy nowadays. :P

I agree. i got so lost in math. You'd be much better off teaching kids how the Golden Ratio makes for better Instagram photos and interior design. Also dressing yourself.

Yes they did, but it was a Real Tree. *rimshot*

Well, I'm hoping we can all find something to agree on at David's Bridal or something. Worse comes to worse can think we would get different styles for our body shapes and just get them all the same color, which IMO is the best way to go about it.

My very best friend I've known since I was 6 has been married twice now- the first wedding I couldn't go to and we were in a rocky point in that friendship, the second wedding I was actually helping her to plan and was going to be maid of honor, but then her mother was a controlling psycho bitch about it and she just…

Oh okay! I assumed you were from the Eastern Seaboard. Teehee. I kind of love that about Texas, but I guess I've lived here long enough to live down "damn Yankee"-ism.

It takes experimenting. It does. I've had plenty of friends have good luck at Tony and Guy salons, but as far as Austin and the Hill country area...idk, try Yelp? Also, just ask. If you see a lady with lovely hair at work or wherever, ask her where she gets it done. Unless she's a real bitch, she'll probably be…

I don't personally have curly hair, but prices in Dallas as opposed to my college town are different by about 100 dollars. A lot of it is the rent price, but the lady I go to in the "big city" has a lot more experience, goes to new training about every 1-2 years or so, and she uses higher quality products, especially…

I don't think I've been this confused, disgusted, and in need of more pot since I watched Gummo.

The price might be hiked up by how much rent they're being charged for their space in the salon. Higher income area, fancier salon= higher price tag.