Yeah, but does it do this??

This is a fantaaaastic lip shade! *AND* it matches his pocket square! Perfection.

Hold up - $90+ a month for birth control pills? I paid less than €10/$13 for a month's worth just today. God, Ireland does a lot of shitty things and has treated its female citizens like dirt for decades (even beyond the current abortion legislation debate) but at least this is one win for Ireland with regards women's…

I ran 5 miles on the treadmill after 4 vodka tonics once. It was pretty fun actually. I did not fall off.

From the trailer, it looks like they need to change the title again:

When Good, Talented People Make Bad, Hackneyed Movies.

WORST Norman Rockwell plate EVER

GOD I still want that outfit.

Well, the point of a vibrator is to get you over the finish line.

bitch you better drive fast I'm taking a plane. *fans self*

ETA: Seriously. Someone, hose me down.

Can someone please point me to the forms I need to fill out in order to take both of them home with me?

Have you ever heard of Rescue Ink?? It's on Amazon prime, maybe netflix too, but it isa reality show about these heavily tattooed biker guys that run an animal rescue!!!!!

Time out:

First of all, it's Tod.

JK, I don't care that much because omg baby foxxxx.

This.

Why is Lindsey lohan not in jail? Srsly, if she wasn't a famous white chick, she would have been in jail ages ago.

PN Elrod's noir vampire books (Vampire Files) start out in 1936. I didn't get into them, but I think it's because I'm not into detective novels usually. I can see why they're popular.

That's why the orange juice lady was creeping me out. I can't see her without seeing vampire lady instead.

Eggs are good for you! Eggs are bad for you! Egg whites are good - no, it's the yolks! Eggs are good for you again! Wait, we were wrong that time, now eggs are bad again!

I watched like 10 minutes of "Whitney" - and I ALWAYS give a show a chance until like the 3rd or 4th episode - and I just couldn't handle it.

Ha, I wanted to be a jockey. Then I realized that I was going to be about 6' tall. I will just have to live vicariously through this woman.