Awful, horrible people. I think equally bad is when people are "food pushers." When you have diet restrictions or ARE on a diet and everyone's in your face about how much you're eating/not eating, and "Don't you want just one little bite of birthday cake? A little bit won't hurt!"
I'm gluten intolerant (for realsies,…

Ann Coulter is all, "I'm not invited?!"

I feel you on the idea that cooking is "women's work." My boyfriend probably cooks for me more than I do. The other day we had this conversation: me: Why are you soaking the potatoes? Him: *blinkblink* Because when you soak them in a brine they cook more evenly in the oven. Me: Oh. (Ultra femininity fail.)

I also grew…

"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind."

I have had this happen on occasion. I feel ya.

I think this headboard safety pillow thing needs to be an Internet scavenger hunt thing. Seriously, what ARE these? Do they come in Harvest Gold and ugly fake Missoni prints?

This comment led me into thought-lands that were entirely NSFW. You have my eternal thanks.

Completely agree. No way is that going to be good, unless you're really into sloppy dog-like kisses. Ick Ick Ick Ick.

The organization (O'Malley Alley CatOrganization) who helped me neuter my rescue kitty just opened up a facility down the street from me where once a month they have vets come in and volunteer their time to spay and neuter pet kitties for people on assistance. I didn't know about the Pet Food Stamps, but I'm glad they…

You're very welcome.
I feel like they're perfect for where I live, in East Texas, because we have weather a lot like Florida's (rain in afternoons, zillion % humidity,=matte foundation HAHAHAHAHAHAH-NO!) and you basically melt all your makeup off walking from the parking lot to your place of work, or getting…

There's this thing called sarcasm. Check into it.

needs tinted moisturizer.

I don't know about cynicism, but it does bother the fuck out of me that guys with access to moolah for their creative projects are using kickstarter, when most of the people I know personally are talented, independent musicians in Texas who are trying to get their albums printed and pressed without the bullshit of the…

Pretty much everything I hear about from Reddit to 4chan makes me *wish* eugenics worked.

Visible lip liner. SHUN!

Yes. "skinny fat" is when you are like, a size 0 but still have a very unhealthy body fat percentage and no muscle tone. it's about having a high body fat ratio/muscle percentage even when you're very thin.

I would like to get into corseting, I think it is so rad, but grad school eats up all my monies. I'd never take it this far though.

easy brow tutorial! There's tons on YouTube, but I love Michelle Phan. She's got a more recent one but I like this one.

I don't think it is exactly necessary, but I think for interviews and meetings it's a good idea to touch them up because it enhances your expressions and makes your face easier to "read," especially…

BB Creams are awesome. I have 3, because I am a product whore. I think the best affordable one is honestly Maybelline's Dream Fresh. For the record I am very very fair, and the lightest color actually blends. It's like your skin, but better. Like after an orgasm. It also has SPF and doesn't break me out, which I love.
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Not overeating because it is tight, and you are compressing everything. I think a corset would probably actually be beneficial if you've had a difficult pregnancy. I think it'd give you some support while your poor abdominal muscles heal and shrink. I don't think it sounds as extreme as people are thinking. Corsets…