Tolstoi
Tolstoi
Tolstoi

Probably. Either that or a jewelry store. What it made me think of was this:

Head/desk forever.
Sighhhh.
I can't imagine clearing this up and not laughing hysterically or even trying to keep a straight face. I hope you have much more tact than I do.

Okay, yes, and women never have issues where they have a higher sex drive than their male partner and this causes problems because he is intimidated by her sex drive or feels inadequate because of it. #notmeeverinpastrelationships Fuck this noise. Hasn't this kind of subject been covered to death since EVER? Head/desk

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I think I would modify a Stadium Pal for my needs.

Same! Minus Vegas! RAVE IN MY APT! Blacklights and Woolite for everyone! (it glows under black light, y'all! See, you learn stuff in college!)

Yes, some sororities are run poorly. But that's not ALL. I am a sorority alumna. I love Jezzie, I consider myself a feminist, but seriously you guys often act like you read that godawful Pledged too many times. They're not all like that, just like not all frat boys are assholes. Or all Jezzies hate men. Please stop

They have/had 3 different kinds of union, PACS was very common. I can't remember what it stands for, but it gave you some of the rights of being married, but not all. Same-sex couples could have PACS. So they've just upgraded to equal rights to hetero-marriage, I guess.

yay! me too!
Brunette/blue eyes is kind of rare anyways. :D

Had to stop reading halfway through. Too angry.

*sniffle* everything cool is up north! Damnit!

I don't think Beyonce knows what pain is unless she breaks a nail. I really don't.

Only on the inside.

I would love to see your drag show :D

Concur. Do not, cannot like Beyonce. I'm sure she's an amazing performer, but I pretty much hate her music.

So does Bieber not understand the concept of a "forever home?"

That was really my only complaint. I'd never ever ever been so thirsty in my whole life.

Is there a Cat Stevens exclusion rule?? Well, I guess he's not young. Phew. Catching snippets of "The Wind" from my hippie boss really had me worried for a second there.

Pure MDMA. With boyfriend, twinkly colour-changing LED lights, and Massive Attack.
And a fucking ton of Simply Orange (with mango!!!!) juice.