Mine didn't really burn, that I recall. On the contrary, it was the BEST. THING. EVER.

Is anyone else thinking of Judy Chicago's "Dinner Party"?

This one is RAZZZZZZberry!

Me too...you're absolutely not alone. I *loved* my Samantha doll. My Nana had a thing for dolls, and bought me the Samantha doll and her books, and the Molly books. She read them to me over and over and over. Aunt Cornelia and Uncle Gard....LOVE! Besides, where else would I learn the word "nincompoop"?
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This is fucking stupid. They're just going to pay a buddy/go themselves to buy cigarettes elsewhere like kids here do to get liquor when they live in dry counties.

This article reminded me of this clip. No one will tell girls they are "too big" to bleach their skin.
So many levels of awful. You look best in the skin you're in!

I think anyone who is dancing around their dorm/apartment laundry room wearing cranberry tights SHOULD be self-aware. :P
Unless you're so effing trashed you don't care....

I agree. Winehouse is wonderful. It's way too soon for anyone to cover Amy Winehouse.

Plus I can never unhear THIS:

Maybe after all her fashion faux pas she'll start an affordable maternity wear line?

jesus h christ. Awful. Awful. This should be in a shoe version of PeopleofWalmart.

Ugggggh fuck this slagheap. Although, it makes me really relieved that other states have politicians who make them look as bad mine do.

I always thought Houston had dibs on that title.

Actually I'm feeling competitive. The next time I'm drunk and watching Dr. Strangelove, I'm gonna be all "Fuck Russia! I got mad Kegels! I'll show 'em!".....followed by [Exits Stage Left] and [horrible screaming ensues off stage]. FIN!

Do you post your writing anywhere?

A coiffierce?

Toe-caressingly soft!

with everything that's going on in the world today, I was counting on guidance, especially yours, Lindy. And I was disappointed. I know you try to be funny, and you are, you really are, but some things you just dont joke about.

I'm never going to look at my kettle bell the same. Way. Again.

I feel ya. Long distance sucks.

I'm Reese ambivalent, but if this was going to happen to a famous blonde actress I really wish it had been Gwyneth.