Texas, where everything is hotter, bigger, and often stupider than everyone else. (Not our fault, it's the drought/heat/humidity eating our brain cells. Also, fracking poisoning our water! YAY!...........And allergies. Did I mention the allergies? Make all the claims you want, Claritin "Clear," but this East Texas…

I pondered three things because of this:
Is Patrick Shriver counting down the time left til this universe collapses a la Donnie Darko?

I might smother from cuteness. Wanna bury my face in his fluffy fur self and go omg omg omg omg i fucking love you!!! Thanks for posting!

God, yes! I see so many people doing that I catch myself doing that. That and autocorrect seems to think everything needs an apostrophe.

Why didn't he just call children "crotch fruit" or something? Then he could be all, "lol, wut guys? They're fruit of the crotch! You guys got a prob with anatomy? I was just joshin'!"

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*grabs a Stephen Colbert plushie, hugs it FOREVER*

Kind of makes you wonder what would happen if you voted for candidates but couldn't see them.

Nah, if he was that barred out he would've hit the door and fallen over, not crashed through.

Agreed! Also, love to see another Twelfth Night. We need more women in drag.

As far as dating goes, I think there is a lot of demand for Rubenesque women from men of any size or race. I think the problem for women who are not sex workers is that some of these men tend to fetishize their size just as much as any fetishist can divorce the owner of the preferred body part and reduce them down to…

That is a better way of putting it.

No, I didn't. But I like to have an informed opinion, because I really dislike it when people read bits and snippets of something and decide they have all the answers. Like when people decide Fox News is the end all and be all of information, and never fact check with anything else. Does that make more sense?

I truly feel that the friend should not let her friend read 50 Shades because it's horribly written piece of crap, an incredibly bad representative of BDSM lifestyles, and does that Twilight thingy of basically supporting stalking and abuse and blowing it off because the male character is so stupidly smelting hot we…

I've been very curious about IUDs, but what has held me off is that I recently encountered two separate women who got pregnant who had them in, plus I've heard it's the most painful thing ever to put in to begin with. One woman who got pregnant on it was my friend, and the other was in the Planned Parenthood office…

If I stare at that lip biting much more, I'll need both hands elsewhere. Gaaaahhh!

I live in a 4plex built in 1940s and there is no onsite laundry. I have hookups for a washer and dryer in the kitchen but since I'm a) always broke and b) the cost of buying and running a w/d wouldn't really be cost-efficient for me right now, plus I have moved a lot and don't want the hassle of moving giant heavy…

Only the best for Brienne! (That character needs something good to happen to her, god!)
This makes me want to go through and reread just her chapters in the books.

Unsettled?
I feel this is almost NSFW. Where's that water spritzer???

So agree about the Starks being dumb. Arya and Bran are probably the coolest ones of that group, although I'm really really interested in Sansa now. I had a hard time liking Catelyn at all. Her vendetta against the Lannisters causes so much shit.

Seriously, fuck this lady and her pseudo-god-science scare tactic BULLFUCKINGSHIT. SO VERY ANGRY!

I concur. If Anne Geddes made pictures like these, I'd buy the hell out of her calendars.