Is that what you wish I had said so you could post a pithy retort?

Possession of a forged instrument is still a crime. The law doesn’t distinguish between using it or not. She had it. She knew it was bogus and she, in can be reasonably inferred, planned to use it to misrepresent herself at some point. Is it selling nuclear secrets to Pakistan? No. But that’s not the point. The point…

You’re not listening. Her rights weren’t violated. Nothing happened to her beyond having had her precious white feelings hurt because she encountered someone who wouldn’t entertain her every whim and thank her for the privilege.

Black people can be literally locked up and forgotten about but a Fieldston kid gets dirt on her DVF jumpsuit and it’s a constitutional crisis? Nah.

How were her rights violated? Was she denied Due Process? No. Was she subjected to excessive force? No. Were the arresting officers acting out of the bounds of their authority? No.

Becky was doing what all white teenagers do i.e. whatever the fuck they want. She was drinking under age, got caught and tried to act all brand new with the police which, as every other white person on earth is quick to point out, you should never do because comply. So she got lippy (Stop resisting!) and the police do…

Head wrap? Next to Anglea Davis? Passing Game on lock.

How did honorary co-chair of keeping it real, Marilyn Mosby, not detect her kung fu treachery?

Racism drives white people crazy too.

Emma Stone is all those things and the movie failed. Just like Jupiter Rising did with Mila Kunis and Black Hat did with Chris Hemsworth and every movie Johnny Depp has done in the last 10 years that doesn’t have pirates in it.

“After a very exhaustive casting process,” we ultimately picked the white person we we’re going to pick before you guilted us in to pretended we weren’t going to pick a white person.

“What seems to be the problem?”

John Carter was good enough that I’d probably watch it again and enjoy it again. The main character could somehow carry a TV series. At least that’s the impression it left. I certainly liked it better than Avatar but you’re right the marketing was a disaster. I knew what John Carter was going in but once they dropped…

That’s a solid assessment. I didn’t consider an All-LeBron offensive strategy to be as calculated as that. And Delly is on Curry like white on rice. On curry.

We can blog and protest and comment til ODB returns to judge the sins of mankind but this shit will not change as long as every creative content associate, digital photo editor, interactive publicity rep and viral marketing liaison is some Becky from Boulder with a Media Studies degree from USC.

My point, if I can make it any clearer, is that this ideological assault on comedy is a fabrication. People don’t like being marginalized and ridiculed. That’s separate from nobody can tell jokes any more because “teh librals hate America” which is what you’re saying when you bash “political correctness. That’s not…

How am I supposed to stay repulsed by her myopic opinions if she’s going to be bussin moves like that?

This photoset look like the world’s most consistently indecisive Mass Effect player.

Her hair much be where she gets her Crazy from because they are both on fleek. That’s what the kids say, right?