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Excuse me but are you suggesting that a man who was raised by a Klansman who was arrested for rioting over there being too many Catholics in the police department and who also wants to outlaw Islam, making it a centerpiece of his campaign, would also have a problem with Jews? 

If you’re a short white dude who doesn’t like getting knocked down by black guys you need to find a new sport. C’mon, white people, this is the whole reason tennis continues to be a thing.

On a slightly serious note- niggas can’t even go to the gym anymore w/o threat of police being called?! FFS it’s physical activity I.e the shit y’all brought us here for and we STILL getting this. We truly can’t have shit. 

I have a possible gif of the screen:

How do you nominate someone for a Nobel Prize?

“There are women out here in real life that do have these body types.”

The dude next to me kept making that clicking noise, and I didn’t say shit because he had face tattoos.

The Girl Who Loved Powerglide Bumblebee

I wish we could kill kids in our television shows; kids in peril is almost universally a TV non-starter for me, it’s just meaningless plot-filler because no one has the balls to take it to its logical conclusion. Children, beings who are evolutionarily almost completely incapable of caring for themselves or dealing…

If you think about it all Thanos really is the ultimate MRA. He’s a toxic asshole who harasses a woman because he thinks he’s entitled to her and then gets violent and accusatory when she doesn’t reciprocate his feelings.

Hot take (but also serious): Her response is more racist than the actual video.

“This video really was out of innocence

Hating on black people is always a “teachable moment.” shooting black people is a “teachable moment.” Putting innocent black people in jail is a “teachable moment.” When will there be a teachable moment about respecting people of color? Or treating us equally?

She has the advantage of being the opposite gender to the one that has a cock in its pants.

Hey, we never said we were smart!

...declared null and void in a California court, because Trump never signed it.

It’s almost as if Trump is a liar and just says crazy shit all the time but people still report his words as fact.

Donald Glover’s response was perfect. Lena Dunham really wasn’t trying to acknowledge she was wrong. She just wanted absolution. These so called allies always want to make their Black Friends TM their “confessors”but forbid they actually make amends.

For you math teachers out there, when a student asks, “What do we need this for?”, you can respond, “To own people in the comments section.”