“Thug”? I thought George Zimmerman was white?

Overly long and not funny? It’s SNL but... Hmm, judges?

This pic is so white it has it’s own Pantone swatch.

“My goal is to make it through here without getting murdered.”

“I should have worked harder” - said no one on their death bed.

*Goggle Image searches: “Vulvatron”

tl;dr A bro hissy fit, yes?

All I have to do is get a modern, energy efficient automatic dishwasher installed in the spacious kitchen of the house that I obviously own? Thanks, white person!

Meh. Scandal/Greys/HTGAWM isn’t your cup of tea? That’s fine. But a broad opinion that something is subjectively entertaining means that it’s a “hit”. No one is arguing the quality of her shows merely averring to their overwhelming popular appeal.

Yes, all twelve of her hit shows are horrible. That’s why everyone is watching them.

Season Pass dez nuts. Just wait for the GOTY version, right?

Right? Everybody was better in this than they were in their solo movies. Thor was perfect. He felt like a different character and I still liked him in everything else. Great movie.

If you enter a formal Guilty plea, you’re submitting yourself to summary judgement. You “have” to plead Not Guilty in order to force a legal proceeding: arraignment, bail, etc. That’s why serial killers and psychos plead Not Guilty. Otherwise, they’d go directly to jail.

“was going through a rough breakup,” Why the immediate attempt to humanize and extenuate her behavior? She was a cunt for texting while driving much less using that text to brag about the fact that she was doing while intoxicated. I’d say the only consolation would be her living with the knowledge that her narcissism…

tl;dr Whitlock is an asshole, yes?

Red carpet at the Daytime Emmy’s huh? Gotta start somewhere I guess.

I’m going to need a Wu Tang titled Achievement here.

Titan Ex: Consumers Divided?

#20. Bruh. Why would you immediately lose track of him once he missed the first shot with the game on the line?

I see here why the Pelicans are losers and why the Warriors, talented as they are won’t win the Finals. Lackluster defense and poor game management. GS needed a three to tie. After they missed the first one you foul immediately inside the three point line and make them beat you with a free throw and a miracle put back…