Hello, new ringtone.

My favorite part, aside from the beginning, middle and end of the video, is where they’re filming a pool scene with a drone behind a house that they’ve obviously just hopped the fence to gain access to because they didn’t see no cars in the driveway.

Being a drunk is no excuse for bad television.

Is it a show about aging women who get bad plastic surgery?

Yes, bitch. We know. You’re the one that got drunk and acted a damn fool.

Because guys the grow up to make Mortal Kombat are guys who woud never bypass the opportunity to indulge in per-pubescent sexual fantasies.

“Proportion of people incarcerated for a drug offense in state prison who are black or Latino, although these groups use and sell drugs at similar rates as whites: 57 percent”

How can a cop kill an unarmed civilian with an unregistered firearm and still have his job. Like that’s a sanctionable violation at the very least, right? Not to mention costing the city $4M in wrongful death claims.

It can’t be murder though because he didn’t get in his car and say, “I need to find some random people to shoot to death.”

Judges side with the cops on general principle.

Word?

Is this the governor with the ignorant cunt daughter?

Police won’t shoot her for “resisting” arrest tho.

But this is still pretty much them though, right?

You’re “on television”. The whole point of getting on television is to be able to afford the petty bullshit that life (or rather local municipalities) constantly throws at you with out having to take out a Pay Day Loan. Just get your bone white BMW/Mercedes Benz/Audi/Jaguar out of the impound yard and go back to your…

I look at that and I'm like "Ohhhh, that's why some dudes are gay."

Okay, that's an annoying amount of handsome.

Wow, I am old. Who in the actual fuck is this?

This is two different kinds of "huge" but somehow I find them both equally attractive.

Darren Sharpie fo dat hairline.