He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

The way he picks his feet up make this look like a trailer for a Kevin Hart basketball comedy.

So they overturned a bad call?

I’m surprised they don’t have to fight off moose that share the water with them during every meet.

Stop punishing young women for making you horny.

If the Saints don’t commit that penalty on the kicker allowing the Texans to take the lead, the game probably goes into overtime.

I feel like anyone sitting around at a high school pool going “Oh, these young juveniles are far, far too sexy!” ... maybe they should be on a registry or something.

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

“Intergluteal Cleft” would be a FANTASTIC name for a rock band.

How is it Watson’s fault when he lead his team to scores late in the game only for his piece of shit defense and HC SUCK BALLS.  

You forgot the comment regarding Pats fans:

Excellent summary, Matt

Not difficult. When the shittiness of the two individuals is essentially equal, just side with labor over owners every time.

Nate, your ability to take abstract concepts in an unfamiliar environment and make them tangible for a reader is impressive.  Only the worst imbeciles on the planet are going to think that your writing is overly dramatic here.  My experience with pain and mental anguish in football is right in line with you and I had…

Unbelievably, I had to correct this from “100% TRUMP supporter” to “110% TRUMP supporter.” 

Normally I’m on board with the content and tone of this site, but.....putting a little kid on blast because he’s happy he snagged a foul ball? Doesn’t sit right with me. 

The build to Summerslam has been atrocious. I have never seen WWE this bad when it comes to stories. Post-Mania they’ve been downright frigid. They barely have anything remotely interesting going on right now (Bray Wyatt is great. I’m shocked they’ve gone this long without fucking it up).

Not to mention, they’re burying arguably the best athlete on the roster in Ricochet to wring every last drop of Bullet Club nostalgia out of AJ, Anderson & Gallows. 

Goldberg can’t even wrestle anymore, he has like 5 decent moves he can still do before they have to wrap everything up, and one of the more athletic and underappreciated wrestlers WWE has had in the past decade is gonna have to sit there and eat a loss like this AARP member just completely overwhelmed him.