They said that on Talking Dead too. It’d be  a stretch to say that means it’s definitely going to happen, but it’s definitely something they plan to do.

Damn, I thought this was an A episode—full of surprises, and clever in its bringing together divergent plot lines. I haven’t enjoyed the show this much in years. And I’m glad Rick is still alive (even though weeks of promos all but promised he would die).

Yeah, I’m Team Pete on this one. He was doing a promo for Saturday Night Live, for fuck’s sake, which is a COMEDY SKETCH SHOW. Ariana Grande’s response was stupidly immature. Quite frankly, I give massive side-eye to anyone who airs their personal issues on a public forum, whether or not they’re a celebrity. The whole…

I am actually Team Davidson on this one. He was clearly making a dumb joke about his bad luck in love and the fact that their engagement was the literal definition of a media circus (and referenced several times on SNL already). Her clapping back just ... doesn’t sit right with me.

#probablycubatootbh

#spainsprobablylikenothanksweregood

#makefloridaspainagain

one side of my family is from Florida and they are all batshit ... i speak to none of them and pray for myself daily the crazy is not genetically passed on

FYI, the plural of Florida Man is Florida Mans.  Although is Florida Man multiple men or just one Man?

Oh, for the last time, Michael isn’t addressing ally Floridians, this article is about all the FloridaMen.

Hey, my mother lives in Florida, and she doesn’t go driving around on the hoods of cars, doesn’t have a confederate flag, and keeps her alligator at home. She certainly knows to wipe her prints from any devices she mails out. She certainly didn’t vote for trump.

My brother assured me ain’t no black person gonna pay for that much postage so I knew we were in the clear.

War.

I, for one, am very excited to see their faces they realize that Medicaid is welfare. Just like discovering that Obamacare is the dogwhistle name the GOP gave the ACA.  

Telling people they need to work to get benefits without creating jobs for them to work at is an especially shitty way to treat people. What jobs are they supposed to work at?

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

She’s right. This isn’t about being found guilty or innocent in a court of law. Having your work on display is an honor even if it’s your rinky dink school that bestows it. Getting embroiled in a sordid scandal means you aren’t worthy of that honor anymore even if you avoid jail.

“Franco, who graduated high school in 1996,”

How fucking narcissistic do you have to be to think that your high school alma mater would want TWENTY TWO GODDAMN “WORKS OF ART” by you plastered all over the walls? One or two would have been a nice gesture by a famous alumnus. Twenty plus? What the fuck, Franco?

You know they were dying for an excuse to paint it over.