ToeMek

4/8/15

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

Jack Nicklaus Sinks Hole-In-One In Par-3 Contest

Old man’s still got it. Jack Nicklaus got a hole-in-one on the fourth hole of today’s par-3 contest at the Masters.…

4/8/15

So imagine my surprise when I logged onto Deadspin last night and found that serial child abuser Drew Magary was…

Longtime readers may recall that your friend and mine Drew Magary applied to be an amateur contestant on Chopped,…

4/2/15

Mushroom Balls was my ex's nickname for me after not showering all week.

4/2/15

The only thing missing was Little Caesar finishing off the segment with his trademark phrase "Penis! Penis!"

4/1/15

3/31/15

I haven't seen him murder something that bad since he and Razzle decided to go to the liquor store.

NASCAR has issued a statement expressing its disappointment with Indiana Governor Mike Pence’s decision to signing…

3/30/15

It happens once a year. It's the perfect episode of TV for our times: a basic-cable version of the selfie, the…

3/26/15

If he has superior android strength, why couldn't Data just have broken down the door?

3/26/15

Does anyone else have to suffer with another Chicago radio personality, Mike North? Guy is a fucking idiot. Here are some samples (hot take warning)

3/24/15

Bill Simmons's appearance on WWE Raw may have been a dud, but Jon Gruden taking a break from taping his QB Camp…

3/19/15

I'd say ,

The last time we checked in with Dallas sportscaster Dale Hansen, he was ripping into the football establishment…

3/17/15

Samsung let a father witness the birth of his son via virtual reality because...I don't know...the future?

3/16/15

Well you weren't gray for a bit there.

3/16/15

After years of torture and confinement in an underground covert research facility, five minutes in a…

3/16/15

Him scalpum white man.

3/6/15

No doubt that late on a Friday afternoon, when no one is paying attention, the NFL would air its dirty Landry.