He will never be healthy, until he returns that MVP he stole from LeBron.

my mom was all WE DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED and i am all IDK I KINDA THINK WE DO THAT KID IS DEAD SO

A Rested Thigpen Arrested

Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.

Police knew Thigpen by his failure to complete the short drive.

Uhm...is there legal precedent to get @ELNEIGHBORADOR and @SonBateman arrested or something? Because...holy shit. Fuck those guys.

Remember when that kid died in bumfuck New York and everyone involved in racing made sure to come out and say drivers getting pissed at each other and doing stupid shit was uncommon?

Sort of like Al Qaeda and ISIS believe in things we don't?

A team forfeiting a league title after a tragic school shooting, this is what happens in Obama's America.

This isn't even a FRESH HOT TAKE... If you go back and watch old SportsCenter reports from when the allegations first surfaced against Bryant, you'll find anchors discussing how much the criminal charges would help Kobe's 'Street Cred.' Which, even at the time, left at least me saying, "Wait, what?"

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

"scumbag agent"

Not much man what's raw with you

Pictured: Members of two different groups who vowed never to be burned by the Heat ever again.

Playing the game the Reich way.

You forgot to add "Deadspin reader who is a Cardinal fan, gets to whine in comments about 'being ragged on' again."

You know what really helps your point look good? Using "white" and "middle class" as pejoratives.

And you get to feel superior and write a comment about Deadspin dissing the Cardinals and their fans. So you win, too!