give him a break — his index fingers are stuck in the triggers of his guns

You wouldn't type slowly if you could use more than your index fingers, sir.

He was seen walking out of Karim Garcia's house with a shovel.

Slow clap.

You were a candle in the wind Zim.

Blading isn't fake. If you want proof (and haven't had a meal yet today), Google "ECW Mass Transit incident" and tell me if you still think it's fake.

God Damn. Bravo.

Wow. Nice!

Now someone just needs to get Hepatitis A from Abdullah The Butcher's House Of Ribs And Chinese Food for the hepatitis triple crown.

I don't agree with the premise that Jeter has illegitimate children. I feel like he's such a classy guy that he would pay for the abortion.

Ironically, the first thing they had to spell in the round was "myocardial infarction".

Vicente Padilla, oh how i miss your epic Eephus pitches here in LA.

Yep and our 3 rings and five finals appearances showed up too. Your stanley cup run this year is cute.

Us Devils fans are partial to this one. After the Rangers had dominated the Devils for years (NBC honed on Lundquist's win % against Marty) , Doc Emerick yelling "It's Over" was perfect.

"The NHL's Gratingest Call."

Even though they didn't win the Cup that year this call was great. Emrick is the best