"Mommy. Why is Sami Zayn so angry?"

That was right after they ran up to the review booth and shot up the monitors.

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I wonder if Corey Crawford is sending him a gift basket right now.

WHOA WHOA WHOA....HOLD THE PHONE..........THERE'S A REFEREE MAGAZINE???!!! AND IT'S MONTHLY!!!!????

I really hate the human race today.

That kind of thinking from Tony could get him an interview with Jets.

God damn that got me.

Ten minutes??? I don't believe the service was that fast.

I was walking along the streets of Detroit where I could feel safe.

I wish, like Jay Cutler's kids, none of these idiots have been vaccinated.

Let's all breathe easy now that Uncle Sexy declared his intentions on the record. No turning back now.

In his desperation to be relevant, Francis used words that will hurt Catholics for a long time, unfortunately.

Where's the narcoleptic stat?!

Broke a botch! Fuck YEAH!

But with less use of "Sthuffering Sthuckertash!"

Wolf also believes WCW still has fighting chance against the WWE.

The Jets just signed that microphone to guaranteed deal.

Call me out of touch with the kids, but I'm relieved that I actually didn't know what a Z-Pak was until now. I also believe"raw-dog"-ing a hooker might lead you to needing more than a five-day course of the antibiotic azithromycin. Maybe get that AIDs test while your asking for preventative measures.