Didn't this know anything?? 16-point font, triple spacing. That's a 4 page paper, right there.

*Slow clap to a standing ovation*

Well at least he addressed the issue of the contracted workers not getting paid for their labor. Oh wait.

That's a horror movie poster is what that is.

What will I do w/ 6 months off a year?

Me football player..Me can't handle gay teammate...Me can't stop calling teammates f**s....Me don't know anything else in life...Me too stupid to have common sense...Me go run into a wall now.

They were promptly executed after Putin was informed that "Lucky" was a cross-dressing gay man in a Pussy Riot cover band.

"I wonder if Eli is having a good time. I'm afraid to look."

Aussie rule football. One reason it's great: The goal umpires

..."Where is my weed?" and "I want to get in the end zone; throw me the football!"

AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE- CAUSE SJINKIE KNEGT SAID SO!

Daniel Tosh's dream almost came true.

Generally, pantsless anthropomorphic animal

Hmmmmm.

He's been used to death threats before. That's why he's divorced.

On the plus side: This will be one more vote for Armando Benitez.

Shame on the santimonious attention seeker who turned his vote over to a website.

Is it wrong that this makes me like Dan LeBatard?

Is he teaming with Erin Andrews to discuss probiotics at the next flag football game.