Coca-Cola Corporation, you found your next commercial icon.

As though the script isn't already sitting on his coffe table- written by Nicholas Sparks.

"What a loser!"- Bernie Madoff

If Channing Tatum starred in a football movie.

Does Florida really need 2 football teams that don't draw?

This story is complete bullshit.

Ladies & gentlemen- THIS is the #1 Sports Radio Show in America (c/o The Big Lead). So remember kids: You, too, can achieve such status as long as you take yourself way too seriously and talk so much you eventually put yourself to sleep.

Fucking brilliant.

He looks like what Madden 2014 would be if it included a "Create-A-Fan" mode.

Why do both footballs have this many assholes?

they enacted a fantasy episode of Guy Fieri's dumb show

"Such language!"- Earl Weaver

"Wouldn't have happened If I was there, just saying."

This fan was condemned for his behavior by several NFL teams, right before he was offered a contract.

Ghee Roger, NFL attendance is down all over the league. I wonder why?

Hope he didn't ask Prince how to step-down.

Was there also an unnecessary roughness call in the exit gates?

Apparently not.

Do Cardinal fans know that their team is not considered a religious sect?