It was known that A-Rod stood in the corner and shrieked "NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!"

"Hey. I'm happy, too"

Where's the tribute to Mike Mamula?

Whicker reducing the kidnapping of Jaycee Dugard to a "Here's what you missed while you were away" is just fucking offensive. This is the equivalent of telling Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, & Michelle Knight " Sorry about your kidnapping. But on the brightside, the Cleveland's professional sports were pretty shitty for…

Did he not know, or not care? Or not care to know? Or not know to care?

All three have knees. Perhaps not the only one he has that works.

Watch out for that penis (Just piling on)

Perhaps they should cut off one of his legs and find out old he REALLY is.

"FELL OFF"

This hurts my heart.

I'll take that reward money now.

If any of you ever asked the question "Oh come one. Who doesn't get satire?", here they are. Congratulations on making America dumber.

No attempt at humor here. Execute the son-of-a-bitch, no matter whose child it is.

Send him on his way?? They'll put this asswipe on PTI!

Clearly, I'm not Armstrong enough to be her man.

198 Test appearances yielded 15,837 runs at an average of 53.86. From his 463 ODI matches, he had, under his belt, a whopping 18,426 at an average of 44.83.
He is the only batsman to score 100 international centuries — 51 in Tests and 49 in ODIs.

*Head in hands*

And isn't about time to retire the word "swag" anyway?

Totally didn't understand the shotgun formation.