Would've been great if that was the "Papa Johns" play.

After pointing out the fact that he was the second worst lineman in the NFL, he tweeted at me "Go fuck yourself." Whether it was really him, couldn't be sure. His avatar was the egg. Then again, he doesn't appear to be the type to put in more work than needed.

The same ban is given in Jacksonville. Good thing no one there knows there's a football.

It takes a real pro to continue on with this impression without wiping the spit off his bottom lip.

Apparently they were pissed that their band "Barely Mustached" wasn't invited.

Let the back peddling BEGIN!

No duck lips?

NESSLERMAN DON'T DO PRE-READS!

It definitely came into my mind that maybe they weren't too crazy about some of the things that I was doing-you know talking to my teammates about religion. And the occasional crack about wanting to bang Amanda Bynes. Not Amanda Bynes NOW. I mean, that would be wrong.

In related news, Lebron James went somewhere to do something not related to anything he's doing now.

"Hmmm..Nope. Still good"

20 Ole Miss football players

I hope he wasn't pee shy.

Don't most people start shit in a bathroom?

I think he had a flashback of Mario Tremblay.

I'd rather have the pepperoni pizzer thrown at me.

DAMMIT! Beat me to it.

“Schiano Men”

*Head in hands*

This is what I pictured would be the case if a fan became an NFL coach- minus the body paint and add 6 more beers before the end of the first quarter.