Let the back peddling BEGIN!

No duck lips?

NESSLERMAN DON'T DO PRE-READS!

It definitely came into my mind that maybe they weren't too crazy about some of the things that I was doing-you know talking to my teammates about religion. And the occasional crack about wanting to bang Amanda Bynes. Not Amanda Bynes NOW. I mean, that would be wrong.

In related news, Lebron James went somewhere to do something not related to anything he's doing now.

"Hmmm..Nope. Still good"

20 Ole Miss football players

I hope he wasn't pee shy.

Don't most people start shit in a bathroom?

I think he had a flashback of Mario Tremblay.

I'd rather have the pepperoni pizzer thrown at me.

DAMMIT! Beat me to it.

“Schiano Men”

*Head in hands*

This is what I pictured would be the case if a fan became an NFL coach- minus the body paint and add 6 more beers before the end of the first quarter.

"Hey buddy, that things got wheels for a reason."

He could've stayed with Marlins and had the same amount of playoff appearances this year.

So Travis Green kissing Zigmund Palffy would be a no-no, then.

No new rules here, just an NHL commitment to enforcing currently extant language on uniform requirements. That means no exposed pads, ripped pants, or short sleeves.

Who leaked it to the other team.