Somebody's been watching a Braves game
ToeMek
ToeMek
Next year's Art Prize submission.
She has that "I feel something on my boobs but where is it coming from?" look.
Just think Michael Smith: You would've been attacked by a horny Hugh Douglas.
Not as big of a disappointment as A-Rod Contract Remainder Giveaway Night.
Two things a penis would say: 1) I need sex 2) I'm Craig James
I'm offended by the Raiders sweatshirt.
It's a sliding scale.
The elephant sends his apologies.
God works in mysterious ways. It drove me into this.
"I declared on the first date, I said, 'My job is my first priority. You will never be more important than my job for me.'" To which Tim Tebow replied, "But I thought I was your job?"
the first thing a leader is going to do is find some way to dissolve everything that's going on and actually dissolve it before it comes to that type of head
"Hey, planking, wanna buy Zubaz pants?"
"Have Milos Foreman and Steve Jobs killed."
I didn't know asshole transplants were medically approved.
What's Iron Mike doing there?! I smell a conspiracy!
Insert Raiders joke...NOW.
His contempt & disgust is hilarious. As though this is big news to anyone who has a hair of an idea how college football works. It's all under the table stuff. This isn't 1986. This is pretty much the norm. Let's quit the astonishment act already.
He also said he played for the Colts.