This is the first recorded incident of a Spirit being pooped on during a basketball game since Artis Gilmore's infamous "shart dunk" over Marvin Barnes in St. Louis during the 1975-76 ABA season.

PRICKS' CLICKS TRICK NIX

Also having a leg up on the competition - Nancy Shevell.

The Seahawks' window is wide open.

SULLIVAN, you idiot!

Just a reminder that Declan McManus was real.