(Obama is more welcome in most of Iraq, of course)

Lol AARP board of directors.

Disney anamatronics managed to produce three blockbuster Pirates movies, so cross them off.

"Nice hat! It really detracts from your male pattern baldness." :)

I mean, it's either, in the middle of his little, shall we say, ritual, to point at him and call him a rat hat, or be wildly clingy. And I can't really decide which would be the most amusing for me. Le sigh. So many choices!

[Shifty eyes] I may or may not be using the phrase, "That is a rat hat" the next time I'm confronted with The Highly Unpleasant Sex Seeking Human Male while pointing at him. The Extremely Pleasant Sex Seeking Human Male will, of course, receive Behavior That Indicates Interest.

Fuck him or kick him until he's dead?

This guy is so fucking gross.

The football team plays chicken with a wood chipper.

And when they get blown up, fixed near Texarkana.

Laughing while crying.

lols I was going to put in this one

This is probably what would happen to certain people if they had to read an article about women's sports on the internet.

"And here we have some videotape of LBJ carousing drunkedly with a Jewish black man."

He apparently missed this poster by the locker room entrance...

Man, I hope he's dead.

Fab movie. Little known trivia.... Executive producer: George Harrison

Dave Chappelle on Pepe le Pew: "What kinda rapist is this guy?" Watch, it's hilarious.

Nice video. Is your name ToasterLovin because you like Burners?

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman... Your world frightens and confuses me. When I see your self-propelling autocars, sometimes I just want to throw spears at them. I'm more at home hunting the woolly mammoth than I am hunting a good interior decorator. And when I see a solar eclipse, like the one I…