That was a perfectly reasonable question. This defense attorney knows what he is doing and he just destroyed the State's chances of winning this case.

More like stupid answer to reasonable question.

Imagine what she'll say when she wakes up.

Real retarded

Alt Headline: Ridiculous "Witness" Gives Disrespectful and Offensive Answer To Reasonable Remark By Lawyer

How is this a perfect answer? This is actually an offensive use of the term. One that Gawker would be all over if anyone with pale skin or a position of power had used in a public setting.

I cannot stand these portraits. Obviously I stand behind the sentiment, but good lord, the between the photoshop and the posing, I just can't.

God, there just isn't ANY comedy that the joyless harpies on this website won't scold people for enjoying, is there?

Congratulations on having heard of two female comedians! If you can't tell the differences in their comedic sensibilities, you are kind of shitty at nuance.

If only.

A CAT FASHION SHOW?

ʟeᴅron ᴊames, everyᴅoɑy:

What on earth is she looking at that's so amazing? It better be the face of God.

When someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES!"

No we fucking didn't. Have you heard of gerrymandering? Coincidentally why the national house is also still majority GOP despite more actual votes cast for Democrats?

The gerrymandering in Texas rivals the gerrymandering here in Chicago. But at least the gerrymandering here doesn't screw the entire state!

Not true. First of all, the state has been gerrymandered to hell in order to disenchfranchise the maximum number of minorities and Democrats. Second of all, like most states, most voting age citizens don't vote.

And pray tell what amazing state you Iive in. I can't help how other Texans vote but I guarantee you I didn't vote for that douchebag.

Yeah, he deleted my response with accurate state rankings, and then accused me of being made [sic] that he disproved my Texas Apologist points.