Aaaaaaand the doucheification of another awesome place in Texas is almost complete.

Texas women do not fuck around.

More coverage does not equal more fans.

So these fucking nerds beating each other like Egyptian slaves are just the fuckin' Pep Squad? That is pretty hard core.

lol you win.

No words.

More like this...

"...if there was more coverage of women's sports, perhaps there would be more women's sports?"

I can imagine her in the middle of a panic attack furiously pacing around her expensive Manhattan hotel room with aluminum foil blacking out all of the windows in a floofy white robe cramming stick after stick of butter into her mouth.

This is what the app recommended to avoid.

As the police closed in Bell spotted an iPod plugged into the console. He picked it up, put the screen to his mouth and said, "Computer!Kill dem' cops!"

A) Amanda Bynes is a crackhead.

Did the car get in between him and his young'uns?

Yep.

"Tamayo initially faced deportation"

I tried to tie a stick of dynamite to a coyotes head once.

Yeah, but it was funny. I watched thousands of those cartoons when I was a kid and I've never sexually assaulted anyone or dropped a piano on someones head.

Here is a how-to guide that may come in handy during encounters with fans of the other how-to book...

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

Were supposed to buy wellingtons but spent the money on drinks.