I respect that you don’t drink, but you do know that you would need to go to 3 different stores in Philly to fill that order. PA liquor statutes are by far the most archaic and ass-backward in the union. I will gladly research and ghostwrite a post for you about it.

As someone who has owned a CVPI and had people slow down for me, it’s far more annoying than a power trip.

Sounds like you either.

So what you are saying is that you drove a used car and it didn’t handle like a new car.....

They found oil. The military are already on the way.

My body is ready for the future world where the SS and Impala merge to take on the Charger.

Is it bad that I want a Crown Vic RS?

Yes. I rented one of these for vacation when my friend and I were going to be spending a week road tripping around New England. I wanted a Fiesta, and it’s fuel economy, but they’d rented them all out and only had this left. Turns out I shouldn’t have wasted the money on the rental. Not only was the Versa…

Subaru is part Toyota, and Subaru is on bottom, therefore the Subaru possessed better grounding to the ground than the Camaro.

as you read this I'm sure El-Chappo is landing there right now

You're not a cop. It's irrelevant how fast the person coming up on you is. Get your dumb ass over and let him by. If a cop nails him you can be smug as you drive by. But GET over. Dumb jerks like you who think they are righteous are the ones who cause road rage. You don't have authority. Get over. BTW- your owl sucks.

why are you on jalopnik?

Of course not! I like to cruise at around 80 or more, and if I’m in the left lane and see a car in my rear view moving even remotely faster than I am, I move over ASAP. More power to them, I say...

I don’t know the laws in each state, but I highly doubt any of them read: “The left lane is for passing only, unless you’re already doing the speed limit or higher, then please camp out in the left lane for as long as you’d like, ignoring all traffic around you.”

If the speed limit is 60 MPH, there’s a car in the left…

this isnt Germany. the laws/roads are different. the end

May I ask you why you chose the owl plates for your CR-V instead of one of the other designs?

Haha.

You’re on the wrong site. Jezebel is that way ====>.

Go fuck yourself.