ToadyTwoStep
ToadyTwoStep
ToadyTwoStep

Here’s a better rumor: The next GT86 will be called the GT87, will be powered by a triple-turbo three-rotor wankel engine with four intercoolers. The car will be all-wheel drive with an eleven speed flappy paddle gearbox, have about as much torque as a lawnmower, and come with a free Monster energy hat in the glovebox

What about if it’s the god-damn Catalina wine mixer?

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

It took ten separate trips to the DMV to register my Delorean. Ten.

The sooner people realize that Pierre Sprey isn’t to be parroted and quoted as a god the better. He did only what countless other aeronautical engineers did first.

Australia’s probably just trying to deal with all the deadly wildlife inhabiting the continent.

I think you don’t know what the terms “Hot Rod” or “Modern” actually mean...

At any given point in time, there really ought to be a car named “Marauder” for sale.

Live car chases on the news when the perps signal all their turns and lane changes.

Whoa.

the one where ludacris is an expert with computers.

...and if you let others compare the Ferrari fire to the McLaren’s fire, you won’t be invited to buy a limited edition Ferrari fire again.

The Ferrari salesman, meanwhile, would explain why the fire is a feature, and how it sets Ferrari apart from those other brands....

When I was a kid I remember thinking of military pilots as these larger than life men of adventure. Now that I'm old a world weary the pilots in this video look like punk ass kids.

Ah yes, demilitarized. That makes it completely harmless, because 17 tons of mobile steel can't possibly cause massive amounts of damage to an urban center.

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Play this and then watch the video above.

Realistically? You'd want a sporty car and an SUV to tow stuff/haul family/whatever. The problem is the list of automakers that make both that could be purchased together is rather small. Porsche do it, but let's be honest, a Cayenne and a 911/Cayman/Boxter is pretty nutso money-wise. Same thing with BMW and Mercedes