Could be worse, it could have no strings.

AH-64 Apache?

520 hp? 0-60 in 3.5 seconds with a quarter mile in the 11's? Basically looks like an A4? Yup.

Missing the Fighter Flings of years past.

Relax, he will just reappear at the nearest hospital stripped of all his weapons.

He Cayenne hide wherever he wants.

Like Audi. Small, medium, or large.

Counterpoint

read up on the war powers resolution a bit.

Is it bad my first thought was "Oh, this episode is gonna be good"?

That's cute

I drove a 1998 Catera for 2 years when I was 19. That car was simultaneously horrible and fantastic. The perfect balance of German complexity and American quality. It was always broken, no cup holder, under-powered, but the back seat was big enough for sex so. Yea. Go Catera.

It can't, Global Hawk is strictly surveillance. Maybe you were thinking of the Predator/Reaper? Those carry Hellfires for ground attack.

Working really hard...

It had to be a BMW, right?

One simple trick to get you Approved commenter status.

I don't know the answer, but it seems like most people are not understanding the question.

This will 100% become a thing

Sad about that new 999 emblem on your fast Ford?

Take your brand new car, or even your beater that you rely on, out and smash it like that and see how funny you'd find it.