Your's is still good though.

Smumb phones.

Did they kill your brain too? Sky Drive has been around for a while, stop doing the crack and give your brain a rest and you might make it some way up the Evolution ladder.

Ah yes of course, because Apple's untouchable. No security breach here, let's just stick our heads in the sand until someone sues us, that's their methodology. I'm just glad that due to all of the mugs that believe this, we'll probably end up with a bit of a population dip as they all attempt to go for their Darwin…

Cue the Lawsuits from Apple saying that they invented doing it bigger.

If you really want to know what they'll look like, just get a Windows 8 phone.

Don't worry. By then they'll have released another buggy POS copy of someone else's work. You won't catch them sitting on their laurels

Just works... well it kinda does now.

How about one of the fastest growing Mobile O.S.'s currently out there? How about being the best selling Mobile O.S. in many many countries? How about being the Mobile O.S. of choice in Russia with several of their main Telecoms providers dumping Apple for Windows phone? Is that enough for ya?

Quite honestly I'd say that your 'Libre Office' isn't working for you? I mean it appears that it's causing you to type a dollar sign instead of an s. You're one of those people that wears flip flops made of grass aren't you? I'm not quite sure where you got the $400 dollars from? Are you from the future?

It pretty much worked for Apple in the beginning.

Serious question. Can you not do a Kurt Cobain? Can you?

Don't bother with the blender, just buy yourself an iPhone (maximum pain) or an Android (average pain) although why you'd want to do that when you can have the Rolls Royce of pleasure in a Windows Phone I don't know.

Very true. The Aluminium degrades quite quickly leaving you with a very very scuffed phone, where as the cheap hard-wearing plastic, looks nice shiny and smart for much much longer.

Head and Shoulders Chest and Belly? What drugs you on bro? Didn't you get the message, Apple's on the decline, making second rate tech.

Never happened to me on Android. One of the first things I've always done with a new phone is load up the User dictionary with swear words. Android has never once rejected any

After the Final Cut debacle, no thanks.

Ah yes, of course, because no smart watches existed before Apple mentioned them. 'Aint that right Prick? Hey? 'Aint that right?

Except for the fact that they aren't are they? Those things are flying of the shelves. But then again admitting that would just involve you admitting the cock that you are.

Give them to Microsoft to design, that's the best way to design icons.