Ah yes, that old chestnut. No problems ever browsing websites on any of my Windows Mobile Phones. Only Apple could bill a phone that could do practically nothing as Revolutionary.

This. Let's remember that the original iPhone was labeled as revolutionary when it couldn't do even a fraction of what the phones that came before could do. That's Apple through and through.

I've heard that he's in training so that he can lift his next phone up. Currently too weak.

Depends what the real life story is and precisely what kind of filter it's put through. Take the series the Tudors for instance. The story of Henry the VIII as it is, is insanely engaging, yet, the producers/writers of this decided that it wasn't good enough without, combining his two sisters into one and making one…

This person just won the internets. Congratulations.

Too small, no brain.

They'll probably stop doing it when Apple stop suing companies for using stuff that Apple re-invents but those companies have been using for years.

You started off sounding baying barking at the moon mad, then you sounded more reasonable. The one thing that's always irked me about the Apple Windows argument is the amount of people that have constantly stated that Apple, just works, no problems here etc. I know for a fact that's not true, as I've had to take the…

True. If Apple are involved you're more likely to get an early morning call from the authorities and a short stay in Gitmo

Ah yes. I suppose so and that's why there are no bugs on IOS. Oh no, hang on a minute. What about that Calendar bug that hit several times over the period of a year which never really got fixed.

Probably the best way to get them right now is to buy an Android or WP8 phone. That'll do it.

Hey Gangsta. You Trolling me now. Cool. I'd best get some protection. Don't want you and yo other Genius Store Buddies coming round and boring me to death with yo bullshit.

Ah no, no. I can see where you went wrong there. You're claiming that they all get IOS7 but that's clearly not the case. They get degrees of IOS7, or to put it another way, Fragments of IOS7, hence Fragmentation, and as was demonstrated when Siri was first launched, artificial Fragmentation.

But we've all been assured that only Android is Fragmented, turns out its not the only one.

Actually I take back my last comment. You now sound like a reasonable guy. I like reasonable guys.

I believe the words Bull and then Shit are appropriate here, therefore... Bullshit.

No you can't not if you're a 'Genius'. Lol

Is that all it was? You're an Apple Genius. Not a Gangster or anything. What a disappointment. But you assured us that we'd be embarrassed as soon as we knew who you were. You've just outed yourself as an idiot.

He's Trolling. It's what he does. You should have a look at some of the conversations that he's been involved in. All he ever does is tell everyone that they're wrong and he's right. Huge Troll

It's what they've always done. They take something that's existed for a while, call it new and amazing and then patent it. Nothing new here.